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Moscow Mitch-Street slang for a person used to run interference in important situations in exchange for something... Or A person who conviently forgets all the bad shit they do and when pressed, changes the subject or assigns blame elsewhere in a narcissistic manner. Carefully deploy your MM. MMs are not to be trusted and must be strategicly used. MMs typically live double lives similar to that girl/guy who sleeps with all the married people on Friday Night and sits by the preacher on Sundays claiming devout Christianship. Side effects of MM are betrayal, lies, and mercenary behavior (dont think they are only your MM.) May lead to embarrassing situations, dissatisfaction, and things not going according to the plan discussed with MM
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