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You know those weird gothic kids who hang out at places like [Waffle House], IHOP, and Denny's in the wee hours of the morning? That's exactly what I'm talking about. See, a friend and I recently [discovered] exactly WHY goths are so attracted to these places. "WAFFLES. THEY'RE SO FUCKING SPOOKY. Why didn't I see it before?! I mean, [have you ever] looked at one of those mofos? Pure. Anguish. Their brief lives are pain. They've been simmered in a hot pan or iron quite possibly burnt, only to be consumed by the consumer MACHINE, yo." Waffles are therefore obviously a symbol of gothic culture.
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