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When an [extremely] short male receives an unearned promotion at his place of employment. The promotion is achieved by letting other male bosses perform sex acts on his anus. It should be noted that said person may also be the pivot man in a [circle jerk] due to their small size. People promoted through the "greasy varesi" method are easy to spot because they have recieved so much semen [to the face] that they smear it into their hair in the shape of a faux hawk.
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