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This is what your autobiography ought to have been but isn't, wasn't, but might have been, if you had had more ambition, had been more [interesting], insightful and, er, smart, and hadn't been so [hypnotized] by your smartphone, Vudu, Hoku, Playmation, claymation, popcorn and beer, the Ponies, cheap likker, and all the other distractions [Corporate America] wants you to spend your money on.
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