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an absolute dad. respect him and obey him and he will love you. stay out of his swamp and you will stay safe. shrek does not like donkeys or short ugly ass people specifically by the name of [lord farquad]. he will only treat you the way you treat him. to get on his good side buy him onions. shrek is an [absolute unit] and a sublime ruler of our universe. at first people thought he was a [undefined] force like god but one day he showed up on earth. he has gone undefeated and will stay that way. shrek is a green dad.
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