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One of the many euphemisms for one's [significant other], but it is used mainly for females. Many believe its origin lies in the myth that women's gluteus maximus taste like Mead, which is a honey flavored wine. In all actuality, the female gluteus maximus tastes like ass. Others believe that its origin lies with women's superficial, yet [obsessive-compulsive disorder] concerning their buttocks. Historians believe that it's possible husbands came up with this euphemism in order to hold up the illusion that their wives' bottom is still firm and admirable. The truth has been found to be [contradictory] to the illusion in the majority of cases.
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