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A wannabe singer, actress and dancer. She has a weak, nasal, [obnoxious] voice that it often [overwhelmed] by cheesy, monotonous, equally obnoxious music (which usually shares the same beat in different songs). She's a total hypocrite, treats her fans badly, and her "singing career" has tanked in recent years; now she just does [outrageous] things to get attention. I wouldn't be surprised if her baby was just for publicity. If it is, she's bound to turn into "Mommie Dearest." If she doesn't get rid of her child, I'll eat my hat.

She either says "I just want to be a role model for my sister." or "I want to be a role model that everyone can relate to". Not only can she not make up her mind, but she seems totally unaware that she's putting a bad image across: drinking; smoking; having sex outside of wedlock (however common it is); marrying two men in just [one] year; giving the [impression] in her songs that women should be whores/subserviant to men.

"...overseas places, like Canada."
"Where is Australia, anyway?"
"Why would anybody want to go there anyway?" Further proof of her lack of intellect and her less-than-kind persona.

And her "act", aka, "strip show"...  She's not getting much respect because she's stripping; singing [repetitive], monotonous songs; and copying other artists; she's unoriginal.

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