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A man often mistaken for being German due to his extremely small penis and bad sense of fashion. Carl is usually [underestimated] for his extreme power and strength however can also become cocky. A gill is normally found on the top of his ear making Carl a half fish and due to his 5 showers a day it really shows he loves water. Although Carl can seem like an alright guy he is also a [child beater]. Everytime he hears a young boy is misbehaving he will threaten to drag there face along a brick wall whilst yelling at them for being scum. His [personality] can be dry at times however it's usually because no one wants to here about his day at work and how dusty he is.
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