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For the popular technique of [bastardizing] a Tim Tam, click here: Tim Tam Slam.

History:
A sexual technique that was modeled after the Tim Tam Slam; a process of creating possibly the most delicious thing in the universe. This perversion of the original slam was likely inspired in part by the many videos of young women attempting the slam that circulated Youtube cerca 2018.
The creator of this adaption of the slam is unknown. However, it could have been that kid you knew; you know - the one who convinced everyone to try the Tim Tam Slam - just so he could watch you struggle to suck milk through something long, black, hot, and messy.

Preparation:
To attempt this technique, procure a working phallus of black or brown color. There are three [recommended] ways of accomplishing this:
1. Buy a [Squirting Dildo]
2. Find a man of dark complexion
3. Cover your dick in [chocolate syrup].

Warning - Do not apply hot fudge to your penis, it will burn like napalm.

The last requirement is a willing mouth, I mean; willing person

Procedure:
To perform the Tim Tam Slam, the slammer inserts their phallus or phallic-like device into the receivers orifice. After filling said orifice with [ejaculate], before it is consumed, the slammer (often while attempting to catch the receiver of the slam unawares) then slams their flagging erection or phallic-like device as far into the receiver's ejaculate filled orifice as possible.
Note: Shouting, "Tim Tam Slam" is optional.

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