Skip to main content
0
Search products
Search
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Search products
Search
Share
Free Shipping
Menu
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Back to urbandictionary.com
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
Not unlike the current alternative definition for the word 'beard', 'The Kate Spade Handbag' is a metaphor for the use of a person (in this case a man) for the masking of homosexuality. The lesbian in question can sometimes be found engaging in penetrative coitus with their handbag, and will most likely pretend to be in a committed relationship to conceal the fact that she is a raging carpet muncher. Other frequent signs are usually the lack of desire to fellate the handbag's penis and/or the history of previous lesbianism.
Text fits
Save
Cancel