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Piece of cloth or hankerchief used to collected [ejaculated] semen after male [masterbation], usually left hidden under pillow or materess of teenage males. Used to prevent semen from spilling and staining the bed sheets - and supposedly to stop your mum from finding out how much you [masterbate] (but mums know what's going on - the smell is a giveaway!)
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