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What Grampa Simpson used to describe a "new age stripper wife" in an episode in which they conned people out of their money for a while. Grampa was acting out in a con [pretending] to win a [million dollars] when he said 'I'm going to get me [one of those] new age stripper wives, it'll be the strippiest, wifiest-' then stopped to fake his own demise in a heartattack.
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