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Tim is our lord and saviour. Tim protects the members of the Cult of Tim and in return we spread his great name so that he can gain more followers. Tim is very handsome and sexy. He is very intelligent and smart. He is powerful, all-knowing and all-seeing. Never betray the Cult or you will suffer his wrath. He is very strong and can kill you in a heartbeat. Do not mess with Tim, under any circumstances. Obey him, he is your eternal master. Tim is immortal and cannot be killed. In his free time, Tim enjoys abducting children in his teddy bear outfit or his white ice cream van, as well as performing cult rituals, sacrificing virgins and goats, and goat virgins, and disloyal servants, visiting Whorge Services, commiting crimes and drinking the blood of the innocent (and not so innocent). He currently has a total of 69 girlfriends and many children.
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