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Quantum Shrek is the most powerful being in [the known universe]. He only appears once every thousand years. Its said that if thought about for more than one millionth of a second, the person would instantly die of [asphyxiation] from Quantum Shrek’s massive metaphysical cock. He will never [physically] be seen in the same time and reality by anyone.
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