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John-Fakte (John-behaviour in English) is the official name of the disease of always wanting to touch or destroy [everything] in sight. The official name, "John-fakte" is Norwegian, and originates from the person who "invented" the disease, John TV. (His last name will always remain a secret). The disease spreads very fast, and in the [worst case scenario], it can destroy other people. There is currently no cure in existance for the dangerous disease, doctors are still [working hard]. If a person has the "John-Behaviour", he/she will typically try to annoy you and destroy your belongings, especially technology.
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