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Lollipop Cum is a sex position popularised in the late 20th Century by [Martin Luther King Jr]. It involved him and his wife laying side by side on the bed. He would recite the "I have a Dream," speech [multiple times] until his wife was suitably wet. He would then roll over until his nose was placed in between her breast region and he would breath forcefully, making a noise resembling that of an elephant. By this time, [Martin Luther King] wife is dripping wet and her fanny is just waiting to take that Big Black Cock. So, being the caring husband he is, Martin takes his erect cock and places it atop his wife's fanny. Instead of placing it inside however, he whips her with it, not unlike how slaves were whipped in centuries past, so hard that her anus now has a large red mark going across it. He does this many times, until after a few hours he finally manages to gain enough momentum that he ejaculates all over his wife's ass. This only [intensifies] the pain for her, however, as her ass is bleeding and destroyed. She is screaming in pain and it is only thanks to the mouth gag that her husband is not disturbed from his peaceful ass whipping. Finally after many hours, and several orgasms, Martin is bored and returns to his job of saving black lives. His wife remains atop the bed, her ass bleeding and slightly resembling a red lollipop with cum all over it. This sex position is still popular today and is endorsed by many black rights advocates such as Barak Obama and Ed Sheeran.

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