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Ever hear someone saying they’re “trapped” or “can’t move” because of their cat? Well, it’s simple. By cat law, [you are not] allowed to move if a cat is on you, no matter how small the body part is. If a cat is on you and [comfortable], you cannot move. You also can’t [move the cat]. That is an evil act. Don’t forget, you don’t own the cat. The cat owns you.
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