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There you are, comfortably seated, and just finished doing your business, when you realize, There Is No Freaking Toliet Paper! Karma has chosen this moment to give you that little payback you know you've got coming ;) Presented with few cringworthy options, you notice the small waste basket your girl keeps next to the toilet. Therein lies the "Mystery Wipe." Now this is a real gamble. Like a bad [fortune cookie], you just don't know what you're gonna get. But, after pondering the [alternative], you close your eyes and [reluctantly] dig-in, hoping for the best. We've ALL been there;)
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