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A smooth criminal. This is as ascended as a fella can get. He doesn't slip up. He doesn't miss a beat. When you're around a smiminal, be sure that miscellaneous happenings are in your future. His QPUs are aligned. His sprites are cranberry. His palms are sweaty, his knees weak, his arms heavy, mom's spaghetti. This is a man that can, and will, get away with no end of poppycock, piffle, hogwash, malarkey, balderdash, codswallop and shenanigans before the day is out.
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