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The American/British name for European football. (Disputed) It’s a complex sport favored by many in the world. But let’s just clear this up, DIFFERENT PEOPLE CAN ENJOY DIFFERENT SPORTS. Sthu about this “pussy sport” shit. Every sport has its difficulties; soccer players have to play a ninety minute game mostly using only their feet, requiring skill and talent(which many ignore) and when they get injured, it’s usually pretty bad, [American football] players have a variety of hardships such as ramming straight into other players using their bodies as a human wall getting pummeled and pummeling back, wide receivers sprint down the length of the field catching a one pound ball that flies toward you at sixty miles an hour facing a risk of breaking every bone in ur hand and wrist , baseball players hit balls flying toward them at circa 100 miles an hour facing down the risk of being hit, which can injure severely. So let’s just end this pussy shit. In fact, this was just a way of dissing [upper middle class] little caucasian kids running around while their moms pay thousands of dollars for club sports. This wasn’t even started for dissing the sport. I play football, baseball and soccer, and they’re each [challenging] in their own ways. Baseball requires coordination, football requires strength, and soccer requires agility. But do [you know what] they all need? Effort. So let’s settle this argument once and for all.

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