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Do you have symptoms of no energy? Do you think your mitochondria - your body’s mini power plants - became sick, quit working and went on an [extended vacation]? Is so, you may be experiencing mitopause. Has your body been incapable of work for 6 months or more? Were you previously a healthy, normal person who overnight could no longer get out of bed? Do you feel you have an energy level of zero or less? Does doctor Google say you have CFS/ME while your primary care doc says to you, “Your bloodwork shows nothing wrong. [The good news] is, this condition is not fatal. The bad news is, this condition is not fatal.” Is NIH funding for your life altering illness less than the money earmarked to study [male pattern baldness]? Guess what? You have entered mitopause.
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