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Ultimate squid bike. Bought by people who think they'll look cool going [down the road] and leave 2.5" of chickenstrips on each side of the tires because they're too stupid to know how to lean over in a corner (or they're afraid of scratching up their knees since they're riding in shorts). Claimed to be "the best" by [pretentious] assholes who have no idea what handling really is. Normally people like this go through 3 or 4 back tires while the front still has about 5000 more miles to go. Ditch that supersquid [shit and get] something good, like an MV Agusta, Ducati, Aprilia, or Triumph Daytona.
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