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This act involves traditionally a large [green frog], if unavailable any old frog or toad will do. First hold the frog in one hand and as you [squeeze it] the mouth will open creating a vessel for your spunk. Now jack off vigorously until the point of [ejaculation], aim and shoot your hot load into kermits mouth. Hence the title Kermit the flog.
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