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The KAI(Kinda Always Insane) syndrome is extremely common amongst high school and middle school students around the world. It is commonly found amongst students in the IB curriculum however it has been proven that anyone can be diagnosed with this syndrome. The KAI Syndrome is generally a behavioral syndrome in which a student is obsessed with achieving high grades. This obsession can result in lack of sleep, extreme stress, and violent hitting.

Symptoms Include:

1. Rapid and Random Jumping 2. Rapid Blinking 3. Violent hitting 4. Constant Sleep Deprival

5. Headaches 6. A voice in your head saying you're not good enough 7. Constantly restarting projects 8. Regular Allnighters 9. Randomly screaming "Work!" 10. Randomly laughing 11. Cramming literally everything till the last millisecond 12. Freaking out at literally everything 13. Immense competitiveness 14. Debating with teachers for scores 15. Paranoia with classmates 16. Anger at unproductivity 17. Depression 18. Emotionally detached

Treatments include: 1. Sleeping 2. Not giving a shit 3. Accepting you're not good enough 4. Studies have shown baking surprisingly helps

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