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Before there was rythym and music, and long before time itself, there was something different. It was a power, a life force, a shining beacon to the world. There was hope. Years later, a baby emerged from a womb. As a boy, Danky Dan didn't realize his potential as a [revolutionary], as a idol, as a man. He would later learn that his life was sacred, his time precious, his dreams a reality, and his Dankyness, supreme. Cold, clammy, sweaty and wet. His hands sticky, his complexion pale and pasty. A man of prowess and grace, Danky Dan, the Dankiest of Boys, would enter our lives forever. Danky Dan is a danky, danky boy, whose sole mission is to just straight dank it, everyday and night, until [the day of reckoning] arrives. Full blown dankin' from Monday to Sunday, awaiting his [Judgment Day] and holding in his sweaty, clammy hands, the fate of us all. Dank on Danky Dan, Dank on.
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