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A person that perceives their surroundings as an infinite ploom of color and desires a LOT of baked goods. They tend to enjoy Adele and eating chocolate chip infused pumpkin bread. This type of person inserts terms like " pish posh, toothbrushing, and you're being a cotton headed ninny muggins!" most frequently. They only correspond through telegrams and handcrafted letters flown by the elite species of pigeon.
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