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Matilda's are generally best people to ever exist in every aspect. She eats only pineapple and drinks only milk. This bright eyed goddess is truly heaven sent. She is more [intelligent] than every person [in the room], even those who are much older than her and especially those who think they are more clever than her. Be aware sometimes she bites but most of the time she is an angel. Not only is she an angel by heart but she looks like one too. Don’t let her striking beauty fool you of her brains. She is like a silly [combination] between a unicorn and a fish. Magical and mysterious but still fishy. She makes a great dinner! :P (And breakfast) If you come across a Matilda don’t be afraid to pour some sauce on her. She will enjoy it! Also make sure to untie her shoes.
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