Skip to main content
0
Search products
Search
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Search products
Search
Chat
Share
Free Shipping
Menu
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Back to urbandictionary.com
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
A Martini is a very rare species of Martyna's. It is found [in the depths] of the mountains of papers. Martini's are VERY organized, have handwriting that comes [straight out] of Word and they don't share. They are generally nice people but they loooove gossip. Martini's love papers, Fortnite, lying, cards, proving themselves to their smart and talented friends, being [dirty minded] with their meme-loving friend, collecting rare coins, stealing rare coins, getting the best seats in math class and tend to have Fortnite-playing Mexican boyfriends. They hate [everything] that annoys them. Almost everything annoys them. Martyna is very annoyed by mostly [that one friend] that messes with everything they have like she doesn't stop searching through her phone searching for exposing photos. They hate sharing, giving, and keep everything to themselves. If you have a Martini friend, steal their phone because they have a lot of private, hilarious photos and videos. Martini's get along with everyone but hate everyone they get along with. They also get very competitive. So don't steal their man. If you annoy them too much, they'll kill you. They have a secret skill with guns. Martini's can be rude and offensive on purpose in irritated and hate anime. Treat you Martini with care and she will always be grateful and will do many things for you. But be careful. Martini's love bets and will do anything to get you as their slave. Oh, the ADORE cookies. It's a good thing to bribe them with.
Text fits
Save
Cancel
🤖
Shopping Assistant
Online
Hey! 👋 I'm your shopping assistant. What are you looking for?
Ask about products
AI-generated responses. Verify claims.