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The activities used to fill the time of recently divorced 54 year old fathers who want to get back into the shape they were in back in the glory days. These activities include posting up their 9 year old son's basketball teammates, water aerobics and spreading their legs while only wearing an unnecessarily reveling towel in the locker room.
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