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Basically the worst thing that could ever happen at night and then it gets even worse the following morning.

When you wake up with a cuck trying to butt tug you after protesting [Donald Trump] all night, then trying to pull away from the butt tug and ending up with the shitty dick [in your mouth]. All you wanted was some scrambled eggs, but now you have a bleeding anus, a shitty mouth, and no god damned eggs. And Antifa shows up smelling like Antifa [Queefa], [what the fuck]. You just want to go home, find your dad and do a butt tug, but Antifa has you surrounded and is trying to get you a job at the nut factory. When you finally sneak out, you fall into your best friend Rachel’s noodle canoe and she then feeds you a Cali cupcake. Once you finally escape with freshly acquired 7+ STDs your all like “WTF bro, Berkeley bed and breakfast is the god damned worse”

The Berkeley Bed and Breakfast was way more fucked up than I thought

She looked good from far but far from good, now that I stayed at the Berkeley Bed and Breakfast my insurance skyrocketed

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