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An introverted man with good intentions, tending to stay away from drama. [Incredibly handsome], charming, and has a three-foot schlong. Can always be found standing at least four feet away from the [popular kids] as not to get involved with any bullshit, and spends time with his friend, Mini-Me-- A miniature version of Cassius that also dislikes drama and also happens to have a three-foot schlong. Cassius sweats nothing but pure [testosterone] and adrenaline, and therefore is always surrounded by chicks. Does not enjoy eating tacos while riding a big motorcycle.
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