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An public [elementary school] in Chicago Illinois in which 99% relatively smart white kids and their dumbass teachers spend five days a week. The younger kids seem to love their teachers and think they’re cool. Middle school kids suffer from [condescending] teachers, their own [insecurities], and drama that nobody else really cares about. The science teacher can’t spell esophagus or hypothesis and the math teacher the math teacher can’t spell awesome. And if you’re in [neighborhood], you have an ancient humanities teacher that probably never had a childhood. We have cliques like any other school, included the sporty bitches, the Snapchat obsessed hoes, the vapers, the anxiety-ridden nerds, and the stupid boys who no one really pays attention to. I guess there are a few normal people too but there are too few to count them. Our dance teacher is a racist who doesn’t know what hijiab is, our drama teacher is the only one who takes her class seriously, our art teacher is boring, our music teacher is kind of fun, and our gym, Spanish, and library teachers are irrelevant. The seventh graders are super pressured but the eight graders don’t give a fuck. We’re all counting the days to graduation, after which we’ll all go to Amundsen or maybe Lane or Jones. But until then, we’re all pretty privileged so it’s fine.

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