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CLITOROLOGY (cli -tor-AH-lo-gee)
definition:
a [gynecological] term for the study of the commonly forgotten and most neglected part of the female genetalia, the CLITORUS, it's main function, its purpose in relation to sex, what the female body needs it for, as well as its importance to SOCIETY, and WHY.
With frequent and regular stimulation, the female clitorus, (the valuable knowledge of which, the male memory cannot retain) has been [scientifically proven] to actually CURE many annoying and unflattering behaviors in women, such as nagging, complaining, and even cheating...
To no avail, [psychologists] and clitorologists have worked for decades, searching for the answer as to why so many men lose any knowledge they have regarding the clitorous, [immediately] after learning it, thus resulting in continued NON-use of this very important part of the female body.

The male brain has a remarkable ability to remain "UN-educated" in the field of CLITOROLOGY...

Men learn all there is to know on the subject, and do so very quickly. However, for unknown reasons, 98.6% of men educated in the field of clitorology FAIL to actually RETAIN said knowledge. It remains a mystery, why it appears men will never be able to gain meaningful employment in the field of clitorology, therefore rendering them helpless in curing the behavioral problems females in our society have today.

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