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Oh my [fucking god]. Don't even get me started. This bitch doesn't need anyone to gas her up cause she is so fucking fire in every way possible, but that doesn't mean I'm not gunna take the time to gas her up. You think you've ever met someone this great, well you haven't. She may be a freak and a bit of a carnival act if you will, but thats [what you need] and you [fucking know] it. Alix is 5 foot 7 inches, with beautiful [brown hair], amazing brown eyes and she writes 5's on all of her shoes and stuff. Maybe she writes this because she is five feet tall, or maybe it is something much deeper, we will never know but that doesn't fucking matter because it is sick. Alix may not know how fucking sick she is but everyone around her does and is lucky to be around her. If you get to know Alix don't take advantage of it, hold onto every minute you have with Alix. She is also very prone to tummy aches and the grumblies but its ok just rub her tummy and give her a hug and it will all be better. (If its not stick a tube down her throat and figure out what it is thats going on in that lil belly)
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