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Jake is a tall guy who you once had a giant crush on. Jakes are funny, usually smart guys who most girls can relate to. But that's where it becomes an issue. Girls can relate to him, causing most people to think that he is gay for his [best friend] Ely. Jakes seem harmless enough, until you hurt them in any way, shape or form. They become [extremely] aggressive and scary and turn from cute, to possibly [your worst nightmare]. Jakes could never be considered hot, and can only ever be thought of as cute. Jakes also tend to hang out with large groups of girls, making people either, think he is even more gay, or just simply a man whore.
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