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An [exfoliating] facial mask made of feces and smeared on one's face with saran wrap over the smear. On the saran wrap, apply ice packs to freeze the feces in order to make a crust [on the face]. Once a crust is formed, smack the subject's face until you have a fecal crumble. Apply said crumble liberally on [pineapple pizza] to enhance its taste.
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