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The guy you see on the side of the road mounted upon his chotch chariot([crotch rocket]) being pulled over by the police sporting a flamboyantly colorered mohawk upon top his helmet. -Always take the moment to realize you are looking at a chotch kingpin and consider yourself lucky to have spotted one [in the wild] helmet-less and gel-less. A very vulnerable state for this special creature...a breathtaking sight. •Usually into [sack slapping] and shit smearing. Has been known for closet dog fucking. • a/k/a- fuck boy, hummus boy, cheeze dick, Mamma's pussy plumper.
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