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I giant virgin who licks his own dick every night, he loves [the taste] of his own cum, but loves Doritos more. He is sometimes called a crack-head, because of how much he wants to put his head in a wet [pussy crack]. Overall he is one big asshole and will blow you off just to blow himself, and if you [walk in on] him he will plead for your cock up his ass. He also has beautiful hair and lures girls in UNTILL they see his cock.
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