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Ola, a very big and brown mammoth which usually talks to her parents and [best friend] Amelia in Mammoth. She seems to talk very loud even though she only has her trunk to talk from. Her laugh seems to have a higher pitch than Steven Hawking's voice. She doesn't do any sporting events because she seems to take up all the space on [the lanes] and using all 4 legs is just an unfair advantage. Therefore isn't able to compete as she is the last female of her type, she has a massive crush on the only other male mammoth: Arthur. She somehow still wants to get into clubs but doesn't realise that nobody can reach [all the way up] to smell that shitty mammoth perfume. She also can't reach down to her pussy so she has been growing that massive forest since she was born (1650 BC).
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