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The worst pet known to man: 1. Guinea pigs were originally bred as food- I'm not kidding about this. 2. They are incredibly stupid; they just sit and stare or hurt themselves. Dogs are 1,000,000,000 x smarter. 3. Incredibly brittle and injury prone; they hurt their backs and break their ankles on exercise wheels, and make you by a crapload of weird supplies for them. You can let dogs walk around free, but you constantly have to make sure these [fucking rats] don't kill themselves. 4. They are not cute; they are big beady-eyed rats. Rodents aren't pets, they're VERMIN. The fact that there are great dogs [on the street], and [one of these] fuckers has a home makes me SICK.
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