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Inflammation of the Reuben. From between the years of 1987 to present day, there has been only one reported case of Reubenitis. Causes: Excessive watching of porn and eating of eggs [in the morning]. Symptoms: [Incredible] desire to keep watching porn and eating eggs [in the morning]. Treatment: There is no cure for Reubenitis. Once a Reubenite, always a Reubenite. Penis.
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