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The Certainty Principle is a cosmic force only recently discovered by a nerd with stupiditis. It is the principle of being certain. Even though you are a complete idiot and have no idea [what you are] doing, you are certain you are right. Many people believe they are certain, or right, when in actual fact they are just downright stupid and suffer from brain [haemorrhoids]. If you meet someone who suffers from the Certainty Principle, execute them onsite as they may do [something stupid].
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