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Every available hot girl is guarded by an overweight, unattractive [female friend] who controls access. Direct a question to one, expect it to be answered by both. Invite her to a meal, book a table for three. It's a package deal - for now - just figure how to get this friend away, even for a little time, and the prize is yours...it seems. She seems sweet, romantic and ready, but her friend dampens any occasion to an ordinary, social, non-romantic outing for three. Her friend is a bland, bloated "hanger on" fruit who feigns sweetness, but is tartly near toxic to your potential [relationship]. Allegorically similar to the botanical, yucky, sticky, fat fruit "gooseberry" that spoils a tasty harvest. Best advice - plan a blind date, but bring your challenged, overweight, horny, [Neanderthal] cousin to "sort out" her "gooseberry" mate for a few minutes alone.
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