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There are multiple types of children, so i'll list them here:

Gamer: The 8-12 year old that you see on popular violent games, and the ones that you hear screeching swear words they don't even know down their microphone at you or the team you're in. They tend to be the most obnoxious, dumbest and unskilled players you'd probably ever see on a server. Way too spoiled by their parents, and progress to be basement dwellers or tesco cashiers.

Innocent: The innocent is usually 3-10 and usually very cute, as they have not yet discovered [the real world]. People are drawn to innocent children as they remind them of a time long forgotten - when it was okay to be happy. Could [either] be smart or dumb, but both are cute, and both babble nonsensical bullshit that adults laugh at.

Broken: A broken child is the polar opposite of an [innocent child]. ages 3-12, were the spawn of really shitty alcoholic parents who probably neglect them, and therefore, they become total maniacs and do stupid shit, and [long story short], end up in prison.

Children are the result of parenting, so if you got one, you better take good fucking care of them, because they are our future.

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