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An affliction that has occurred with great frequency amongst older white men. Symptoms include frequent urination, excess sarcasm, flatulence, involuntary hand movements, obsessive compulsive behavior, pornography addiction, strong religious beliefs including a belief that Santa is the ultimate savior. Easily identifiable by a propensity to drink B Cellars wine in a styrofoam cup with a plastic straw. Affliction is not treatable but does not negatively impact life expectancy.
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