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The Sloppy Nog: Best done in the “style of the dog”, this [finishing move] requires some quick timing and careful aim. First, build up a full [head of steam], and just when you are about to nut, pull out and unload upon your partner within a [concentrated] area. Now, and this is the most important part, while still in the throes of passion, sprinkle some nutmeg over the affected area and wish your partner some good holiday cheer! This move works great for the novice or the experienced and can be performed upon the partner of your choice. Also, be sure to only use freshly grated nutmeg. Show some fucking class. It’ll taste better and your partner is worth it.
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