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This is the month, when you have to masturbate the number times a day, where number is factorial of the day's number. Factorial is a mathematic technique to multiply whole numbers from 1 all the way up to the number, which is factorialed, included this number. It is signalized by "!". For example 2! = 1 x 2 = 2 3! = 1 x 2 x 3 = 6 4! = 1 x 3 x 3 x 4 = 24 And so on... For example number of faps on 3th Februar is 3!, which is 6. On 4 Februar it is 4! = 24. On the 28th Februar the number of faps is 304888344611713860501504000000, which gives 126028581602064261120000 faps per second. !DANGER! It may, or sure as hell will kill you, so do not overplay your hand.
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