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The clueless, often administrative or bureaucratic, unimaginative people who invent, post, proclaim, impose, enforce, and seem to believe idiotic, irrelevant, arbitrary, intolerant, or [contradictory] rules, policies, and ambiguous requirements that the workers and humble people (especially non-whites intending to vote, exist, or drive in the [United States]) must repeat, obey, or submit to, whether at work, the Department of Motor Vehicles, school or prison, the TSA airport security line, coach class, the IRS, ballot locations, and chain stores in shopping malls, upon pain of denial of employment, electricity, freedom from [incarceration], eviction, all human rights, access to a bathroom, life, or income sufficient to buy even overpriced, processed food to survive. A dufus or doofus may believe or speak with confidence in the abovementioned cretins' rules or requirements, yet The Dufuzi are powerful, unthinking trogdolites, often unaccountable clerks doing the bidding of evil (mostly) men. In France, they are known as the Dufoisie. Their [unknown], mysterious leader is the Duphin.

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