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A Clarinet is an ugly and retarded [instrument]. It is [pretty much] a black - painted recorder with more fingerings. Most of the time it makes this autistic squeaking noise that nobody likes. I bet most clarinet players think that the clarinet is a musical dildo. You don’t even need talent to play this fucktard [instrument]. NEVER play the clarinet.
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