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An inability to commit to any engagement* earlier than mid afternoon due to grooming** requirements, preferably rising*** after 8-10 hours sleep. May involve a work of shame. A Showgirl Morning includes adhering to a glamorous hair and makeup routine. *Engagements frequently involve burlesque, socializing and dancing at vintage inspired events. **Frequently involves 2 hour [transformation] including but not limited to wet setting hair, applying false lashes and red lipstick. ***May rise post sunset as determined by prior [social activities] and beauty sleep requirements of the [individual].
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